The Most Important Thing An Overnight Guest Can Do For Me

If you are ever an overnight guest at my house, the single most important thing you can do for me is to strip the bed linens off of the bed, including the pillowcases. I will never understand why guests make the bed. I mean, am I to leave them on there for the next guest? If you do one thing, let this be it. Just toss them on the floor. This will make me smile.